Relationships

My love language is 'leaving me alone but also checking in periodically.'

We've been together so long, we can argue telepathically now.

A relationship is a mutual agreement to tolerate each other's weird habits indefinitely.

I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

Love is sharing your popcorn. True love is pretending you didn't notice they took the last piece.

Love You Fucker